Awesome Triathlon
For anyone who didn’t know…

triathlonmom:

Baby is due today! But he’s not here yet! I want my baby!

tristancobrien:

Jack Daniel’s x Frank Sinatra - Sinatra Select

WANT

I miss the ladder!

I miss the ladder!

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

It is not biologically impossible for opossums to carry rabies. Any mammal can carry it. It is rare for opossums. Still not impossible.

Opossums have 50-odd teeth in their mouths that they use to eat anything from mice to fruit. They are capable of biting. They are NOT harmless.

If there is an opossum living in your yard that you feel poses a threat to your pets or children, contact a wildlife rehabilitator or no kill animal shelter for assistance. You can ask around to find someone who will not hurt the animal.

taoistimmortal:

this goes double for tumblr!

taoistimmortal:

this goes double for tumblr!

nicerunningday:

Shalane Flanagan PRed at Boston, 2h22’2”
via oregonlive.com

nicerunningday:

Shalane Flanagan PRed at Boston, 2h22’2”

via oregonlive.com

spicyshimmy:

don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet

My childhood!

I’m due tomorrow :O

triathlonmom:

I want my baby!
Come on Doodle, don’t be late! Mommy wants to hug you!

steveinaspeedo:

(via)

epileptic-cat:

buttrelated-url:

 I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

 Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. 

THIS

taoistimmortal:

quxncy:

letthekidkill:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

Welcome. ARM YOURSELVES WITH KNOWLEDGE.

Canada 10.25*

You should also know that (in most cases, it does get complicated) minimum wage here in Aus is also subject to “loading”. For example if you work an evening or night shift, add 20%. Work Saturday, add 50%. Sunday might be 100% I can’t remember. I once worked Xmas day as overtime shift and made 300%.
So you can make quite a reasonable income without an “elite” sort of occupation if you put in the hours.

taoistimmortal:

quxncy:

letthekidkill:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

Welcome. ARM YOURSELVES WITH KNOWLEDGE.

Canada 10.25*

You should also know that (in most cases, it does get complicated) minimum wage here in Aus is also subject to “loading”. For example if you work an evening or night shift, add 20%. Work Saturday, add 50%. Sunday might be 100% I can’t remember. I once worked Xmas day as overtime shift and made 300%.

So you can make quite a reasonable income without an “elite” sort of occupation if you put in the hours.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.